with love from san antonio (part two)

Sarah: i have to show you this guy that my dad befriended

he lives across our alley

he is like... one of the gayest people i have ever met in my life

and he is married with a child

and he is so gay

me: is he cute?

1:43 AM Sarah: he friended me on facebook before i even met him and sent me this

OMG you are as funny as your...arents say you are.
We love your mom and dad. Cristina, Eva and I live behind your fam on Garraty, well one over. We are not Psycho psych guy, we are just psycho! Can't wait to meet you soon. The Salmon's

1:44 AM and let me show you his pictuer

he has frosted tips

and when he came over when i was home, he kept saying lolz out loud

1:46 AM like, all of my dads friends are like really down to earth and they are all bros

and this guy is just a freak

me: holy fuck

that is amazing

Sarah: oh this one is equally good

SO GAY

1:47 AM and his wife always accuses him of being gay apparently

if i met him on the street, i would have absolutely no doubt in my mind that he was gay

1:48 AM Sarah: i mean, i'm not trying to say i hate gay people, i love gay people. it was just the whole message before we met, friending on facebook, the lolz and frosted tips, and he also kept like trying to have gossip time with me or something while his family was over, and kept being like, "do does your dad get on your nerves like a LOT A LOT A LOT"
:51 AM Sarah: OH YEAH

he runs a 3D baby sonagram center