Once it was the beginning of freshman year and Marika and I got invited to this random dorm room in Metcalf where there was a "party" going on, which meant eight awkward kids were standing around drinking cranberry juice mixed with the dregs of a bottle of nasty rum out of stolen dining hall mugs, but the host really got it bumping by turning on a strobe light and some Dead Prez/Eminem/Dr. Dre playlist. I think there was a giant FUCK BUSH poster on the wall.ANYWAY, someone introduced himself to Marika as "Gabe" and she was like, "Oh, Gabe Frumkin, right? I've seen your Facebook profile and you know what's funny? My mom went to her high school prom with a guy named Arthur Frumkin, and so I've been wondering since the summer, are you related to Arthur Frumkin?" or something like that. He wasn't, and everyone who overheard the conversation was nervously laughing and looking at Marika with a certain level of fear. I think that's the moment when I thought to myself, "Yo, I can roll with this chick."
Marika, if this story embarrasses you, I will remove it.
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