17 December 2008


What do you call a woman with two brain cells?* pregnant




*sexist jokes are the ointment that soothes the gaping wound of my built-up resentment toward men, is that also called my vagina? btw marika i found some jizz-b-gone on sale today if you ever wanna clean the stain off your cornea

4 comments:

Marika said...

i would appreciate that.

Mikey said...

Where do you get jizz-b-gone? Walgreens? I'm trying to find Christmas presents for your moms, and I thought something like that would be appropriate.

Marika said...

I live across the street from Walgreens, I'll pick some up before I leave tomorrow. You always know what Patty likes.

Anonymous said...

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