I just watched this and it made me think of you...mostly because of the amount of times he says "vagina."
NOTHING EXCITING IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE. my landlord (Ken, of the couple Ken and Nancy who live in Boise, Idaho, and are co-landlords and possibly complicated swinger sex partners with Pam and Chris who live on the Oregon coast) came today to turn off some pipe or something so it doesn't freeze. and i answered the door in my unitard, camp funtime sweatshirt and pigtails probably looking crazed because i was in the middle of the stupidest final i've ever taken (THE QUESTION WAS "HOW AND WHY DID BARACK OBAMA WIN?" and there were instructions like "don't use additional sources, and don't use the articles we've provided, but use sociological materials for theories" and it made no sense" and i had gotten up at 7am so that i could finish this final in time and was drinking reheated coffee that i'd bought the night before to have in the morning which was a genius idea but gross, and over the course of like a week i've eaten a crate of about 35 satsumas, and i had to walk Ken down to the water heater, which is in the laundry room, which is essentially part of my room because only a curtain separates the two rooms and then hurried out.
the end.
...so that's the most exciting thing that has happened to me today. simona invited me to a cool 10th grade dj/blogger/her EX-BF AND A BOY SHE HAD A CRUSH IN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL hosted event that's happenign two days after i get home.
coverage of that will CERTAINLY appear on here.
hopefully i get laid. or at least get to rock some eighth grader's world by giving him an awesome handj in the girls bathroom/my parents' prius/the tenth grade hipster moshpit.
KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!!!!!!!!!!
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