I puked tonight and it tasted like lime - delish

Well, it's 5:36 a.m. and I've certainly got no better place to be than right here! This was supposed to be the MOST PRODUCTIVE MONTH OF MY LIFE and here is a list of the things I had planned to accomplish before going abroad with notes as to my progress, in no particular order:

Get in the habit of drinking like 4 liters of water per day to be healthier and help clear up my skin (NO), re-establish at least a skeletal friendship with the 5 or 6 girls from high school with whom I've lost touch and have nothing in common with so that they don't hate me and so that I continue to receive invitations to their social gatherings via Facebook and maybe go to their weddings eventually where there will be free booze (NO), make a mix CD for my sister that includes Lauryn Hill's "To Zion" (NO), call the receptionist at my friend's dad's medical office to see if I can work for a few days filing medical records like I did last winter break (NO), transfer everything on my computer to my external hard drive and then reformat my computer (NO), e-mail the woman from the study abroad program to make sure it's still okay that I come to Paris despite the fact that I didn't attend numerous "mandatory" meetings that were held during finals (NO), get really good at yoga (HELL NO), stop smoking (SORT OF! 2 DAYS AND GOING STRONG), pay bills that are overdue (NO *STILL NEED MONEY*), revamp resume and cover letter (NO), e-mail potential boss for this summer (NO), apply for summer jobs once potential boss for this summer flakes or says his company can no longer afford to hire me (NO), transfer Internet and utilities accounts to roommates' names (NO), learn the history and geography of Paris by heart (NO), learn to speak French again (NO), watch movies in French (NO), replace the battery in my computer (NO), spend some time outdoors (NOT REALLY), develop normal sleeping habits (DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A YES TO YOU?), learn to like Bob Dylan's music (NO), get laid (HAHA JUST KIDDING), develop a clothing line (NO), think of ideas for concept albums (NO), spend more time in the city of brotherly love (NO), write better blog entries (NO).

I have 11 days yet! I can do it!!!!!! Marika is in Arizona. Why?