20 January 2009

I have a weight problem - I CAN'T WEIGHT TO EAT LOL

Sarah: hahhh yeah
12:51 AM so i went out with this gay guy tonight who is kind of fat and he hates animal rights and wears a fur hat and he is so snobby
but i guess it was pretty fun
Sarah: he told me "we had so much in common".... i didn't really understand that

When an ugly, greasy 30-something French dude looks at me, I lick my cold sore to highlight it.
When an attractive, unattainable, pretentious 20-something French dude looks at me, I lick my cold sore to hide it. (Actually, this is theoretical - the first part of this sentence has never happened.)

Either way I look like a retard with my tongue hanging out and a huge zit in the left corner of my mouth

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