Okay. So I'm going to write the very first serious post that has ever been posted on this blog because that's just the mood I'm in. I'm going back to the USA in a few days and before I turn over a new and even more excruciatingly vulgar leaf a propos of this blog, I am going to post an introspective list of what I think I know. I might delete this l8r and replace it with a picture of b00bs.
RULES I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO LIVE BY.
by Carrie Battan
Things are never as good as you think they're gonna be.
Things are never as bad as you think they're gonna be.
Things are almost always mediocre.
If you're debating whether or not to say something to someone, and if saying something to someone seems instantly gratifying, DON'T SAY IT. If you think something is borderline funny but you're not sure, DON'T SAY IT.
Trust your own opinions before you trust anyone else's, unless you're stupid. Pick out the people whose opinions you value and let them give you advice. Don't ever take advice from people you don't even respect, or people who you'd never wanna trade lives with.
People usually forgive easily.
Even if you know you weren't wrong, just say sorry as sincerely as possible cuz it's the easiest way to resolve a problem. If sorry is the first thing to come out of your mouth, people are gonna forgive you 99% of the time.
Just cuz something seems "hard" and like it's going to "take a lot of work" doesn't mean you're going to be a "better person" afterward. What doesn't kill you can usually make you weaker.
When you find yourself bitching about something, you almost always make things out to sound worse than they are, so when you listen to someone bitch about something, have sympathy but keep in mind they are probably exaggerating x2 or x3.
People will always like you if you compliment them. So compliment people, even if it's sort of fake. But not too much or they'll think you're desperate and weird.
Turn off the lights the first 5 times you have sex with someone.
TV characters are usually more relatable than your real friends.
Always wait at least 30 seconds before replying when someone gchats you.
Someone has probably called you ugly, or fat, or mean, or stupid behind your back within the last 12 hours and they probably didn't really mean it. Shittalk is actually never a reflection of people's true feelings. All publicity is good publicity, so take it as a compliment when someone shittalks you. Shittalk is the highest form of flattery. Start rumors about yourself.
If you feel like you have to "make an effort" to sustain a good friendship with someone, it's not worth it. Just stop talking to them.
Just cuz he has big hands and feet doesn't mean he's got...
Battan-
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Lv nd ksses
Marika
FIN.
2 comments:
Damnnnn this reads like Chicken Noodle Soup for the soul. Never take advice from me.
when i read this i tried to think if you've ever asked me for advice.
...i dont think you have.
india assessment to come soon!!
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