BUT I AM LE TIRED (sorry to stop the penis chain)

Things that Boston/Portland/Philly/Los Angeles have that Paris doesn't:

1. Vegetarians
2. Tofu/veggie burgers
3. A higher education system that actually functions
4. Stores that sell more than one type of product
5. Ugly people
6. Retards
7. Midgets
8. Guys who weigh more than 120 lbs and don't have unibrows
9. Weed
10. Good diet soda
11. People who don't smoke
12. Fat people
13. Microwaves
14. Clothes dryers
15. People who hate themselves
16. Wide-leg jeans
17. Irony
18. People who understand irony
19. Public toilets for women that don't cost money to use
20. Mexicans
21. People who are attracted to Asians (hmmm...maybe no one is attracted to Asians)
22. 40 oz.'s
23. Blogs.

If I hadn't been born hostile I guess you would say I was entering the "hostility phase" of my study abroad experience.