I Still Exist

Things that have happened:

1.  I came home on a cranky flight, and the first thing my younger sister ambushed me about not updating the blog.  So I'm updating the blog.  EAT A DICK, ZAPPAS.  I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD AT IT.  Yes, I am wrote that in last name third person.

2.  I noticed this: text message counter, May 10, 2009, reads: 203 messages sent, in 207 parts, 211 messages received in 211 parts.  ARE YOU SEEING THIS?! and how it's not like this.  I thought this was something I should jump on, and that it wouldn't last for long, but then, LO AND BEHOLD, text message counter, May 16, 2009: 219 messages sent in 223 parts, 228 messages received in 228 parts.  OH.  MY.  GOD.  madness.

just madness.

3.  i'm going to india tomorrow

4.  i'm taking about 45 benadryl in the next 30 hours.

5.  i packed a lot of linen.

NEXT TIME I WRITE I'LL BE HYPED/HOPPED UP ON ALL KINDS OF MALARIA PILLS.

love and kisses,

marika

ps if you want to see WHY i'm going to india click here.

mama's gon' git pregnant.

Oh, Family! Oh, it's a Circus!!

My older sister graduated from a well-respected, very difficult, very expensive small liberal arts college last year; which means in the past 11 months she has
1) gotten a job teaching after school art classes to fifth graders
2) quit said job
3) taken a swahili class
4) dropped said class
5) gotten really into rooibos tea and organic shit
6) lounged around in my little sister's old purple ugg boots and a romper and waited for the mail
7) signed up for some weird website that's like facebook but about book-books
8) sat around drinking beer while her still in college boyfriend makes her dinner
9) sent me a link to a nietzche family circus random generator.

Here are some highlights (along with some translation):Jeffy comes out to Dad. It is unclear whether dad a) accepts gay Jeffy and encourages him to "overcome" men, or b) is calling Jeffy a Fag*

Jeffy defends his behavior at the Family reunion...and prepares to defend it further at the sexual harassment hearing.
Jeffy tells mom what happened at Sunday school.
Girl-Jeffy figures out (and embraces) all that she's good for.

Jeffy gets caught masturbating.
Jeffy refuses to acknowledge his massive concrete stool problem, and Dad has to roll up his pants and deal with it.**

Dad tells mom to stop slutting around.

As you can see, little Jeffy (the one who always cries) is not in any of these...the final cartoon should explain why he's not featured as frequently as first Jeffy and girl Jeffy.
and why he's always crying.

Family Circus is known to be a representation of creator Bill Keane's life.

*editor's note: I don't use this language, I only translate, so, please, direct any upset at Bill Keane and/or Friedrich Nietzche. I am only the messenger, I claim to be nothing more.

**a certain arika-may's parents may or may not have faced a task similar to that of Jeffy's when arika-may was eight... ick-nay and atty-pay took forks to it.

OMMMEGLOD

So my friend Max linked me to this site called Omegle where you just talk to random stranger. I was really excited because I thought it would help me find a soulmate but LOL I'm still single I guess. *Shrug* keepin hopeful tho. Here are some convos I've had:

Plus= Baby

Oh sweet Jesus, fuck my life.

200 km/H in the Wrong Lane

Remember when you thought I got a tattoo??

APRIL FOOLS!!!!1111 ahhahahahahahahahah HAHGAHAHAHAHAHHAJFHJKSFHLHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

Here's a Tatu vid tho:


peace bitches <3 u